{"id":1586,"date":"2007-09-06T11:56:15","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T02:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/09\/06\/ausweis-bitte\/"},"modified":"2007-09-06T11:56:56","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T02:56:56","slug":"ausweis-bitte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/09\/06\/ausweis-bitte\/","title":{"rendered":"Auswei\u00df bitte&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I officially cannot &mdash; or shouldn&#8217;t be able to &mdash; do at work without my magic magnetic ID card:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Walk past security in the lobby.<\/li>\n<li>Get on the elevator to my floor.<\/li>\n<li>Go to the bathroom after 7pm.<\/li>\n<li>Walk in or out of my office after 9pm<\/li>\n<li>Access the building&#8217;s gym.<\/li>\n<li>Access the lab room and play with my little robot friends.<\/li>\n<li>Access the lab room and play Wii Tennis on the lab&#8217;s 20 mile-wide plasma screen.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Damn you Big Brother&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I officially cannot &mdash; or shouldn&#8217;t be able to &mdash; do at work without my magic magnetic ID card: Walk past security in the lobby. Get on the elevator to my floor. Go to the bathroom after 7pm. Walk in or out of my office after 9pm Access the building&#8217;s gym. Access the lab [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insignificant-details"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}