{"id":1584,"date":"2007-09-03T07:51:27","date_gmt":"2007-09-02T22:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/09\/03\/bit-cranky-in-the-morning\/"},"modified":"2007-09-12T17:22:19","modified_gmt":"2007-09-12T08:22:19","slug":"bit-cranky-in-the-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/09\/03\/bit-cranky-in-the-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Bit Cranky in the Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Her<\/strong>: You know: vodka grapefruit and mini-twix does not make for a proper breakfast&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Him<\/strong>: Oh yea? Well, waking me up for sex at 5am to kick me out of bed by 6 does no make for a proper wake-up either.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her: You know: vodka grapefruit and mini-twix does not make for a proper breakfast&#8230; Him: Oh yea? Well, waking me up for sex at 5am to kick me out of bed by 6 does no make for a proper wake-up either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17,38,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insignificant-details","category-quickies","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}