{"id":1510,"date":"2007-02-03T13:36:31","date_gmt":"2007-02-03T11:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/02\/03\/michele-on-relationships\/"},"modified":"2007-02-04T03:58:51","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T01:58:51","slug":"michele-on-relationships","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/02\/03\/michele-on-relationships\/","title":{"rendered":"Mich\u00e8le on relationships"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n<b>Dave<\/b>: So things didn&#8217;t work out with D.?<\/p>\n<p><b>Mich\u00e8le<\/b>: Nope. I really have a hard time with relationships, these days&#8230; Girls are so fucking complicated.<\/p>\n<p><b>Dave<\/b>: You mean boys are easier?<\/p>\n<p><b>Mich\u00e8le<\/b>: Of <em>course<\/em>. You guys are so <em>easy<\/em>. <i>[makes brain-switch-off motion]<\/i> So unchallenging it is restful sometimes.<\/p>\n<p><b>Dave<\/b>: Alright, then stick to guys.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mich\u00e8le<\/b>: Meh. Girls have nicer ass.<\/p>\n<p><b>Dave<\/b>: Right. Plus sometimes guys wanna cuddle after sex.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mich\u00e8le<\/b>: Yea, what&#8217;s up with that ?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dave: So things didn&#8217;t work out with D.? Mich\u00e8le: Nope. I really have a hard time with relationships, these days&#8230; Girls are so fucking complicated. Dave: You mean boys are easier? Mich\u00e8le: Of course. You guys are so easy. [makes brain-switch-off motion] So unchallenging it is restful sometimes. Dave: Alright, then stick to guys. Mich\u00e8le: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}