{"id":1443,"date":"2006-11-09T12:17:37","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T10:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/11\/09\/season-finale\/"},"modified":"2006-11-09T22:40:03","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T20:40:03","slug":"season-finale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/11\/09\/season-finale\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Finale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A landslide in the House and \u2013 be still my heart \u2013 some good chance of a Senate win (despite Mr. George &#8220;macaca&#8221; Allen&#8217;s partisans best efforts to <a href=\"http:\/\/edition.cnn.com\/2006\/POLITICS\/11\/07\/deceptivecalls.va\/index.html\">&#8220;guide&#8221; voters to the correct polling location<\/a>)&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>As the Democrats now prepare to regain control of the Legislative branch, let&#8217;s wish for a mutually beneficial cooperation across party lines, an era of prosperous bipartisanship with the best interest of all constituents at heart, where the winners can look past petty disagreements and work along with the losers and&#8230; and&#8230; mwahahahaHAHAHA&#8230; <em>Right<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>Bury them. Tear their electoral balls off. Declaw, spay and neuter the lots of them. Let congressional hearings rain. Open a can of Check&#8217;n&#8217;Balance whoopass on their collective thieving ass. <a href=\"http:\/\/billmon.org\/archives\/002938.html\">Time to scrub the place clean<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And when it&#8217;s all over, don&#8217;t forget to unplug Cheney&#8217;s cryogenic night-preservation chamber on the way out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A landslide in the House and \u2013 be still my heart \u2013 some good chance of a Senate win (despite Mr. George &#8220;macaca&#8221; Allen&#8217;s partisans best efforts to &#8220;guide&#8221; voters to the correct polling location)&#8230; As the Democrats now prepare to regain control of the Legislative branch, let&#8217;s wish for a mutually beneficial cooperation across [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-ranting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}