{"id":1429,"date":"2006-08-26T14:33:59","date_gmt":"2006-08-26T12:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/26\/a-new-roommate\/"},"modified":"2006-08-27T23:30:04","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T21:30:04","slug":"a-new-roommate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/26\/a-new-roommate\/","title":{"rendered":"A new roommate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I may have solved <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/18\/should-i-officially-freak-out\/\">two mysteries<\/a> at once.<\/p>\n<p>A clue? <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s small, got round ears and no longer scurries <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/07\/05\/scuttling\/\"><em>above<\/em> my ceiling<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also, it doesn&#8217;t pay rent.<\/p>\n<p>Any suggestion on Disney-sanctionned ways of ridding one&#8217;s home of uninvited critters? that doesn&#8217;t involve camping out in the middle of the leaving room day and night, flashlight and hammer in hand?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I may have solved two mysteries at once. A clue? It&#8217;s small, got round ears and no longer scurries above my ceiling&#8230; Also, it doesn&#8217;t pay rent. Any suggestion on Disney-sanctionned ways of ridding one&#8217;s home of uninvited critters? that doesn&#8217;t involve camping out in the middle of the leaving room day and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insignificant-details","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}