{"id":1425,"date":"2006-08-18T01:04:57","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T23:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1425"},"modified":"2006-08-18T02:59:18","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T00:59:18","slug":"should-i-officially-freak-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/18\/should-i-officially-freak-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Should I officially freak out?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, here is one for the Agatha Christie crowd out there:<\/p>\n<p>I come home after a long day at work (and at the pub) to a supposedly empty apartment.<\/p>\n<p>There are three small, oddly shaped, puddles right in the middle of my living room and, although it <em>has<\/em> been raining today, I live on the 4th of 6th floors (that is: neither under the roof, nor potentially close to any heretofore undiscovered Parisian groundwater spring). The wallpaper-covered ceiling above said puddles shows no trace of humidity.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Can anyone please point me to an explanation that doesn&#8217;t involve an incontinent Siberian tiger breaking into my place during the afternoon and currently sleeping on my bed in the back?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, here is one for the Agatha Christie crowd out there: I come home after a long day at work (and at the pub) to a supposedly empty apartment. There are three small, oddly shaped, puddles right in the middle of my living room and, although it has been raining today, I live on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}