{"id":1421,"date":"2006-08-04T00:29:37","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T22:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1421"},"modified":"2006-08-04T00:40:09","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T22:40:09","slug":"its-all-thongs-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/04\/its-all-thongs-anyway\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s all thongs anyway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heard last evening, on the topic of male g-strings:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fdmai.com\/2006\/egerie-be-et-membre-du-mois\/13\/Marseille\/histoire-de-blog\">FdM:<\/a><\/b>  &#8220;I could <em>never<\/em> wear a g-string.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/nawal2marmiton.free.fr\/\">N:<\/a><\/b> &#8220;How would you know if you&#8217;ve never tried?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fdmai.com\/2006\/egerie-be-et-membre-du-mois\/13\/Marseille\/histoire-de-blog\">FdM:<\/a><\/b> &#8220;Look, I can&#8217;t even stand to wear flip-flops.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I wish I could say that&#8217;s the weirdest thing I heard that night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heard last evening, on the topic of male g-strings: FdM: &#8220;I could never wear a g-string.&#8221; N: &#8220;How would you know if you&#8217;ve never tried?&#8221; FdM: &#8220;Look, I can&#8217;t even stand to wear flip-flops.&#8221; I wish I could say that&#8217;s the weirdest thing I heard that night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,17,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-insignificant-details","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}