{"id":1409,"date":"2006-07-05T04:59:01","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T02:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/07\/05\/scuttling\/"},"modified":"2006-07-05T11:22:41","modified_gmt":"2006-07-05T09:22:41","slug":"scuttling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/07\/05\/scuttling\/","title":{"rendered":"Scuttling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I take <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/07\/04\/a-definition-of-hell\/\">that<\/a> back.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hell<\/strong>, is a small but noisy rodent seemingly stuck between your bedroom ceiling and the neighbour&#8217;s floor, scuttling around aimlessly at 3am, only stopping every ten minutes to gnaw on stuff.<\/p>\n<p>That critter is single-handedly squandering any tiny amount of goodwill Walt Disney may have ever earned his species.<\/p>\n<p>You, my friend, have picked the wrong neighbour to fuck with. I&#8217;ve dealt with <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/03\/23\/what-do-they-say-about-the-dish-of-revenge-again\/\">more resilient<\/a> than you before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I take that back. Hell, is a small but noisy rodent seemingly stuck between your bedroom ceiling and the neighbour&#8217;s floor, scuttling around aimlessly at 3am, only stopping every ten minutes to gnaw on stuff. That critter is single-handedly squandering any tiny amount of goodwill Walt Disney may have ever earned his species. You, my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}