{"id":1405,"date":"2006-07-01T19:21:33","date_gmt":"2006-07-01T17:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2006-07-01T19:31:35","modified_gmt":"2006-07-01T17:31:35","slug":"plans-for-the-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/07\/01\/plans-for-the-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"Plans for the evening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you happen to live in France, <a href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.co.uk\/news\/newsArticle.aspx?type=sportsNews&#038;storyID=2006-06-30T010425Z_01_L28612754_RTRUKOC_0_UK-SOCCER-WORLD-BRAZIL.xml\">9pm to 10:30pm tonight<\/a> is possibly the best time of the decade to:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Safely drive a formula 1 <a href=\"http:\/\/hypertextbook.com\/facts\/2005\/Rendezvous.shtml\">at top speed through Paris<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Play a little soccer game with your friends <em>on<\/em> the Champs-Elys\u00e9es, possibly using the Arc de Triomphe as goal.<\/li>\n<li>Have unimpeded sex on top of the Pyramide du Louvre.<\/li>\n<li>Rob Banco do Brazil&#8217;s headquarters in Paris with a bottle opener and a shopping cart.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>On the other hand, if you&#8217;re looking for a quiet romantic evening, I&#8217;d stay out of Brazilian restaurants.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway: we&#8217;ll be on the Pont des Arts with some fine food and a bottle of red wine, enjoying the quieter surroundings until late, quite likely all night, if Brazil&#8217;s pummelling of the French goes as planned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you happen to live in France, 9pm to 10:30pm tonight is possibly the best time of the decade to: Safely drive a formula 1 at top speed through Paris. Play a little soccer game with your friends on the Champs-Elys\u00e9es, possibly using the Arc de Triomphe as goal. Have unimpeded sex on top of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}