{"id":1393,"date":"2006-05-22T18:13:21","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T16:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1393"},"modified":"2006-06-27T21:42:16","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T19:42:16","slug":"location-location-location","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/22\/location-location-location\/","title":{"rendered":"Location, location, location&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>To the attention of the shopkeeper who has repeatedly been trying to shortchange me during my lunch pause:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sir,<\/p>\n<p>Either you are in good faith, and truly unable to count up to 20 euros without getting it wrong more than 60% of the time.<br \/>\nIn which case, I would strongly advise for a career change.<\/p>\n<p>Or&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>You are just another average money-grubbing lowlife trying to improve his profits and survive in the dog-eat-dog world of small businesses by less than commandable means.<br \/>\nAnd I would then have to question the wisdom of running such a trade across the street from one of Paris&#8217; major universities, specializing in Science and <em>Mathematics<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>If anything, I feel a bit insulted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the attention of the shopkeeper who has repeatedly been trying to shortchange me during my lunch pause: Sir, Either you are in good faith, and truly unable to count up to 20 euros without getting it wrong more than 60% of the time. In which case, I would strongly advise for a career change. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[39,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paris","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}