{"id":1369,"date":"2006-03-09T12:08:01","date_gmt":"2006-03-09T11:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1369"},"modified":"2006-03-09T12:10:24","modified_gmt":"2006-03-09T11:10:24","slug":"phone-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/03\/09\/phone-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"Phone conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n<b><i>dr Dave: <\/i><\/b> Hello?<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Unknown Feminine Voice: <\/i><\/b> Hello. May I speak to Mr. X?<\/p>\n<p><b><i>drD: <\/i><\/b> May I ask who&#8217;s calling and the purpose of your call?<\/p>\n<p><b><i>UFC: <\/i><\/b> I am calling for an invitation&#8230; Is Mr. X there?<\/p>\n<p><b><i>drD: <\/i><\/b> <em>Who<\/em> is asking?<\/p>\n<p><b><i>UFC: <\/i><\/b> &#8230; on behalf of Acme Inc. I would like to invite Mr. X to a one-time offer with&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><i>drD: <\/i><\/b> Mr. X is not here. He is currently serving time.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>UFC: <\/i><\/b> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><i>UFC: <\/i><\/b> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><i>drD: <\/i><\/b> FOR HUNTING, STALKING, HACKING TO BITS AND CARVING HIS INITIALS IN THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF THE LAST TELEMARKETER WHO CALLED WHILE HE WAS IN THE SHOWER.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>UFC: <\/i><\/b> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><i>drD: <\/i><\/b> Did it with a rusty phone antenna too.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>drD: <\/i><\/b> So who did you say you worked for again?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dr Dave: Hello? Unknown Feminine Voice: Hello. May I speak to Mr. X? drD: May I ask who&#8217;s calling and the purpose of your call? UFC: I am calling for an invitation&#8230; Is Mr. X there? drD: Who is asking? UFC: &#8230; on behalf of Acme Inc. I would like to invite Mr. X to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}