{"id":1362,"date":"2006-02-18T15:27:39","date_gmt":"2006-02-18T14:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/02\/18\/fizzing-painkillers\/"},"modified":"2006-02-18T15:35:11","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T14:35:11","slug":"fizzing-painkillers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/02\/18\/fizzing-painkillers\/","title":{"rendered":"Fizzing Painkillers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does effervescent codeine taste like crap or what? <\/p>\n<p>Having to stomach the incredibly bitter aftertaste nearly offsets the pleasure of absorbing pharmaceutical-grade mind-numbing painkillers.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s with French meds and bubbles? Can&#8217;t they just make them into tiny little pills you swallow, as the rest of the world does?<\/p>\n<p>Must be the Champagne factor&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does effervescent codeine taste like crap or what? Having to stomach the incredibly bitter aftertaste nearly offsets the pleasure of absorbing pharmaceutical-grade mind-numbing painkillers. What&#8217;s with French meds and bubbles? Can&#8217;t they just make them into tiny little pills you swallow, as the rest of the world does? Must be the Champagne factor&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-better-living-through-chemistry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}