{"id":1356,"date":"2006-02-09T00:56:11","date_gmt":"2006-02-08T23:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1356"},"modified":"2007-08-11T05:36:37","modified_gmt":"2007-08-11T03:36:37","slug":"top-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/02\/09\/top-three\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Three"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Top 3 reasons I may be gay:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>3. That <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0589505\/\">guy from prison break<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>2. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0053779\/\">Marcello Mastroianni<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>1. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.teenagewildlife.com\/Othermedia\/Film\/MCML1983\/lobbystill.jpg\">David Bowie<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0085933\/\">circa 1980<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Top 3 reasons I am probably not:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>3. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0094947\/\">Uma Thurman<\/a> &#038; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0335266\/\">&#8220;Charlotte&#8221; Johansson<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>2. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anais_Nin\">Ana\u00efs Nin<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>1. Hako&#8217;s smile.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top 3 reasons I may be gay: 3. That guy from prison break. 2. Marcello Mastroianni. 1. David Bowie circa 1980. Top 3 reasons I am probably not: 3. Uma Thurman &#038; &#8220;Charlotte&#8221; Johansson. 2. Ana\u00efs Nin. 1. Hako&#8217;s smile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}