{"id":1335,"date":"2006-01-13T20:57:06","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T19:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/13\/desperately-seeking-in-paris\/"},"modified":"2006-01-13T21:05:33","modified_gmt":"2006-01-13T20:05:33","slug":"desperately-seeking-in-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/13\/desperately-seeking-in-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperately Seeking in Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will you help a homesick gaijin <i>cum<\/i> starving Parisian student get back with the food, drinks and music he loves?<\/p>\n<p>Any assistance on where to find the items below, subject to reward in the form of a free homemade dinner (sexual favours to be considered on a case-by-case basis only). <\/p>\n<p>Bonus points for stores conveniently located close to 6th arrondissement (yea, yea: <em>anything<\/em> will do, but just in case).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Rice cooker<\/strong>: will soon die of starvation if I don&#8217;t get one. Was told to check out Chinese grocery stores&#8230; Haven&#8217;t seen any at <i>Tang Fr\u00e8res<\/i>&#8230; Specifics, anybody?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Fresh shiitake mushrooms<\/strong>: Japanese grocery store rue St Anne only carries the dried kind&#8230; Also sure the Chinese have that: how the hell do you say &#8220;shiitake&#8221; in Chinese?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Fresh kinugoshi tofu<\/strong>: Same as above (only have very bland vacuum-sealed stuff).  Tell me somebody in France is making fresh tofu out of all these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mindfully.org\/GE\/Bove-Convicted.htm\">GM soybeans<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Yellow curry paste<\/strong>: address of a cheap Thai grocery store anybody? (Please don&#8217;t reply &#8220;somewhere in the 13th arrondissement&#8221;: have you seen the 13th arrondissement on a map lately? it&#8217;s <i>big<\/i>).<\/li>\n<li><strong>Cranberry juice<\/strong>: <s>Who<\/s>What does a girl need to do, in order to get a proper Cosmo around here?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Glock 10 mm. or S&#038;W .44 in working order<\/strong>: to be used as teaching material in my upcoming class: <i>Neighbouring Relations 101<\/i> \u2013 &#8220;How Much Noise is <i>Too Much<\/i> Noise at 3 in the Morning?&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Used audio amp &#038; speakers<\/strong>: cheapness is of the essence here, seeing how I recently unloaded 30k yens of audio material on miscellaneous friends and not about to do the same here in six months.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will you help a homesick gaijin cum starving Parisian student get back with the food, drinks and music he loves? Any assistance on where to find the items below, subject to reward in the form of a free homemade dinner (sexual favours to be considered on a case-by-case basis only). Bonus points for stores conveniently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[29,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-paris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}