{"id":1331,"date":"2006-01-08T23:01:43","date_gmt":"2006-01-08T22:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2006-01-09T02:37:25","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T01:37:25","slug":"before-i-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/08\/before-i-forget\/","title":{"rendered":"Before I forget&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My two resolutions for 2006:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Buy 200-page refill for Little Black Notebook of Hate.<\/li>\n<li>Append to said notebook, names of all those who have started the year wittily announcing: &#8220;My resolution for this year is not to take any resolution&#8221;.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My two resolutions for 2006: Buy 200-page refill for Little Black Notebook of Hate. Append to said notebook, names of all those who have started the year wittily announcing: &#8220;My resolution for this year is not to take any resolution&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}