{"id":1329,"date":"2006-01-07T11:27:19","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T10:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1329"},"modified":"2006-01-08T15:03:42","modified_gmt":"2006-01-08T14:03:42","slug":"the-pareesian-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/07\/the-pareesian-life\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pareesian Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think I may have, ahem, hi<\/a>nt<\/a>ed<\/a><\/em> at it in past entries, but let me spell it out for the benefit of the slower ones: <\/p>\n

I am now living in Paris: P. A. R. E. E. S!<\/p>\n

Yep, that means no more upskirt keitai shots of underage japanese schoolgirls. Not that there were any in the first place, but how could I resist the pleasure of one last Google keywords showdown. Actually, there might still be a few views of Nippon, gently contributed by our in-house Samurai<\/a> and the ever cat-obsessed Tracey dearest<\/a>, but still a massive slow-down from the old rate<\/a>.<\/p>\n

In exchange, all I can promise you is a bunch of tired rants on the French, their capital city, their greasy foods and promiscuous ways. <\/p>\n

More of the former than the latter at the moment. <\/p>\n

Understandably, some of you might feel shafted with the deal and turn your back on this page… To those people, I have this to say:<\/p>\n

First of all, know that I won’t be missing your fickle, treacherous, back-stabbing excuse for a readership one least<\/em> bit. Second, you may want to consider the fact that my current residency will only last six months, to be replaced by a potentially much more exciting destination: unsubscribe now and you may be missing out on all the fun then. Third and last for now: pleeeaase<\/em> don’t go! Oh reader! soul of my life, salt of my existence! I need you so… I promise I’ll do my best to keep posting about cat-ear-wearing people and crazy language hijinx, even if I have to make them up. Just don’t leave me now.<\/p>\n

A few random things of note so far:<\/p>\n