{"id":1265,"date":"2005-11-01T03:57:58","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T18:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1265"},"modified":"2005-11-01T04:07:17","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T19:07:17","slug":"saving-species-one-drug-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/11\/01\/saving-species-one-drug-at-a-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Saving Species, One Drug at a Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Party tidbit from years ago&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>dr Dave<\/strong>: &#8211; You know: Pandas&#8230;<br \/>\nAbout that whole &#8220;nearly-extinct-but-won&#8217;t-fuck-behind-bars&#8221; problem&#8230;<br \/>\nI wonder&#8230; What if you just fed the pandas a few E&#8217;s?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brian<\/strong>: &#8211; Bah&#8230; They&#8217;d probably just go into a corner and pet their own fur for hours.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Party tidbit from years ago&#8230; dr Dave: &#8211; You know: Pandas&#8230; About that whole &#8220;nearly-extinct-but-won&#8217;t-fuck-behind-bars&#8221; problem&#8230; I wonder&#8230; What if you just fed the pandas a few E&#8217;s? Brian: &#8211; Bah&#8230; They&#8217;d probably just go into a corner and pet their own fur for hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-better-living-through-chemistry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}