{"id":1242,"date":"2005-10-19T16:16:15","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T07:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2005-10-19T16:19:25","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T07:19:25","slug":"domestic-epiphany","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/10\/19\/domestic-epiphany\/","title":{"rendered":"Domestic Epiphany"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I made a staggering discovery today.<\/p>\n<p>Did <em>you<\/em> know that if you iron your shirts while still damp: on top of drying faster, it also presses them better?!?<\/p>\n<p>Crazy stuff, I tell you.<\/p>\n<p>A feminine presence is dearly lacking in this household at the moment <em>(I kid, I kid&#8230; don&#8217;t kick my incompetent chauvinist male pig&#8217;s ass)<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made a staggering discovery today. Did you know that if you iron your shirts while still damp: on top of drying faster, it also presses them better?!? Crazy stuff, I tell you. A feminine presence is dearly lacking in this household at the moment (I kid, I kid&#8230; don&#8217;t kick my incompetent chauvinist male [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}