{"id":1200,"date":"2005-09-03T19:58:38","date_gmt":"2005-09-03T10:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1200"},"modified":"2011-07-28T06:13:26","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T21:13:26","slug":"guide-to-genki-studying-in-japan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/03\/guide-to-genki-studying-in-japan\/","title":{"rendered":"Guide to Genki Studying in Japan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chalk it up to a simple equation involving roughly 2 weeks of time, 50 pages of yet-unwritten report and 500+ pages of reading material… Blogging just hasn’t been a priority round here lately.<\/p>\n

What has<\/em> been a priority, though, was the quest for any combination of chemical aides, likely to make the required 250 hours of studies in 10 days, a technical, if not quite reasonable health-wise, possibility.<\/p>\n

Thus, in the spirit of killing two heart-attacks with one stone, and without further ado, the first episode of:<\/p>\n

Dr Dave’s Guide to Chemically-Enhanced Studying in Japan<\/h2>\n

<\/p>\n

Volvic Mineral Water<\/h3>\n

\"volvic\"<\/a> tagline:<\/strong><\/em> “Water blah blah blah spring blah blah blah volcanoes blah blah blah…”
\ncontains:<\/strong><\/em> Not much beside oxygen and hydrogen atoms paired in ones and twos. Some residual minerals (calcium, magnesium…), perhaps a few drops of deer pee, if you’re lucky…
\ntastes:<\/strong><\/em> Pretty bland, one must say, but I hear that’s sort of the selling point of this “water” thing.
\nenergy factor:<\/strong><\/em> 1\/10
\nobservations:<\/strong><\/em> No discernible effect, beside an irresistible urge to run naked down the side of the nearest extinct volcano. Does shit-all to wake you up. Sure it refreshes, but that’s about it… Was worth a try.<\/p>\n

Nescaf\u00e9 President Instant Coffee<\/h3>\n

\"Picture<\/a> tagline:<\/strong><\/em> “A precious cup with brilliant aroma, lively body and fulfilling taste delivers you a beautiful time.”
\ncontains:<\/strong><\/em> Caffeine (roughly 60 mg\/cup, a cursory Google search tells us)
\ntastes:<\/strong><\/em> Pretty nasty (that’s instant coffee, what do you expect), but still marginally better than this generic coffee brand I got last week (the one where they dehydrate both juice and<\/em> socks into a powder)…
\nenergy factor:<\/strong><\/em> 6\/10 (3 cups later)
\nobservations:<\/strong><\/em> Caffeine is a sure value, been doing the trick for millennia now.
\nOnly major downside is that, in order to reach an efficient caffeine threshold, the amount of coffee one has to ingest is usually enough to pierce through a few layers of internal organs all the way to your toes. Something you usually cannot do more than once a week.<\/p>\n

Red Bull Extra<\/h3>\n

\"Picture<\/a> tagline:<\/strong><\/em> “\u0e04\u0e37\u0e2d\u0e40\u0e04\u0e23\u0e37\u0e48\u0e2d\u0e07\u0e14\u0e37\u0e48\u0e21\u0e43\u0e2b\u0e49\u0e01\u0e33\u0e25\u0e31\u0e07\u0e07\u0e32\u0e19\u0e02\u0e2d\u0e07\u0e17\u0e38\u0e01\u0e04\u0e19\u0e17\u0e35\u0e48\u0e15\u0e49\u0e2d\u0e07\u0e01\u0e32\u0e23\u0e23\u0e39\u0e49\u0e2a\u0e36\u0e01\u0e15\u0e37\u0e48\u0e19\u0e15\u0e31\u0e27\u0e17\u0e31\u0e49\u0e07\u0e17\u0e32\u0e07\u0e23\u0e48\u0e32\u0e07\u0e01\u0e32\u0e22 \u0e41\u0e25\u0e30\u0e08\u0e34\u0e15\u0e43\u0e08\u0e44\u0e21\u0e48\u0e27\u0e48\u0e32\u0e17\u0e35\u0e48\u0e44\u0e2b\u0e19 \u0e41\u0e25\u0e30\u0e40\u0e21\u0e37\u0e48\u0e2d\u0e44\u0e2b\u0e23\u0e48”
\ncontains:<\/strong><\/em> My Thai is a bit rusty, the official website<\/a> tells us: \u0e19\u0e49\u0e33\u0e14\u0e33\u0e2d\u0e31\u0e14\u0e25\u0e21 1 \u0e01\u0e23\u0e30\u0e1b\u0e4b\u0e2d\u0e07\u0e21\u0e35\u0e04\u0e32\u0e40\u0e1f\u0e2d\u0e35\u0e19 \u0e1b\u0e23\u0e30\u0e21\u0e32\u0e13 46 \u0e21\u0e34\u0e25\u0e25\u0e34\u0e01\u0e23\u0e31\u0e21 + Red Bull Extra \u0e21\u0e35\u0e04\u0e32\u0e40\u0e1f\u0e2d\u0e35\u0e19\u0e2a\u0e01\u0e31\u0e14\u0e2d\u0e22\u0e39\u0e48\u0e1b\u0e23\u0e30\u0e21\u0e32\u0e13 50 \u0e21\u0e34\u0e25\u0e25\u0e34\u0e01\u0e23\u0e31\u0e21 + \u0e01\u0e32\u0e41\u0e1f\u0e01\u0e23\u0e30\u0e1b\u0e4b\u0e2d\u0e07\u0e1e\u0e23\u0e49\u0e2d\u0e21\u0e14\u0e37\u0e48\u0e21 \u0e21\u0e35\u0e04\u0e32\u0e40\u0e1f\u0e2d\u0e35\u0e19\u0e2d\u0e22\u0e39\u0e48 \u0e1b\u0e23\u0e30\u0e21\u0e32\u0e13 74 – 212 \u0e21\u0e34\u0e25\u0e25\u0e34\u0e01\u0e23\u0e31\u0e21… Which I translate by: a shitload of Taurine, Caffeine and probably Guarana or some other generic herbal stimulant, plus enough sugar to kill any diabetic within a mile.
\ntastes:<\/strong><\/em> Like non-carbonated Red Bull.
\nenergy factor:<\/strong><\/em> 8\/10 (2 cans later), but tolerance building quickly.
\nobservations:<\/strong><\/em> Despite the approximative rip-offish design and less-than-convincing color scheme, these seem to be somewhat related to the real thing, or at least legally licensed.
\nThey indeed do the work: something like two times stronger than classic red-bulls, enough to give a kick, even to someone who used to drink a dozen of these a day.
\nUnfortunately, the main drawback of Red Bull is a very fast tolerance building, requiring ever higher doses to stay afloat, let alone improve your condition (kinda like smack, really). The limited supply (8 cans kindly brought back from Thailand by the lovely Jasmine and Felix<\/a> at the beginning of the Summer) and the impossibility to find these at reasonable price around here, disqualified what could have been a likely winner for our contest.<\/p>\n

\u30a6\u30b3\u30f3\u306e\u529b [Behold! the Power of the Turmeric]<\/h3>\n

\"Picture<\/a> tagline:<\/strong><\/em> “\u5143\u6c17\u306b\u4e7e\u676f<\/acronym>!”
\ncontains:<\/strong><\/em> Turmeric. lotsa.
\ntastes:<\/strong><\/em> Kinda like medication (tangy, orange-ish).
\nenergy factor:<\/strong><\/em> 2\/10 (1 dose later)
\nobservations:<\/strong><\/em> Eventually taking my quest to the local combini, I started with this one, since its rather unambiguous name and the promise that I’d be “drinking to my health” assuaged fears I could mistakenly buy one of the recent get-slim-fast crapola overcrowding every single freaking diet-supplement stores in Japan. The whole concept of Power of the Turmeric<\/em> being, you guessed it, Turmeric…
\nA closer look at home taught me that, while Turmeric<\/a> (a.k.a. Curcumin) is widely considered Good For You\u2122 and efficient at warding off a number of ailments (chlamydia, gonorrhea, melanoma, colo-rectal cancers…) it is also: “good to help you feel refreshed upon wake-up, after a night of partying and\/or drinking”. Which is great, if I actually had a second to go drink these days. Low expectations and accordingly low results: didn’t kill me, but hardly helped staying awake. Not an ounce of a working buzz. Give me my chemical stimulants full of nasty artificial molecules back.
\nspecial note: there also was a \u300c\u30cb\u30f3\u30cb\u30af\u306e\u529b\u300dBut even the perspective of growing a second brain wouldn’t have me drinking powdered garlic extract<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u30ea\u30b2\u30a4\u30f3\uff13\uff10\uff10\uff10 [Regain 3000]<\/h3>\n

\"Picture<\/a> tagline:<\/strong><\/em> “\u75b2\u308c\u305f\u4f53\u306b\u52b9\u679c\u7684<\/acronym>”
\ncontains:<\/strong><\/em> 30mg Liverall (“\u30ea\u30d0\u30aa\u30fc\u30eb”), 10mg Vitamin and a whooping 3000mg Taurine!
\ntastes:<\/strong><\/em> Actually drinkable (this coming from somebody who thinks Red Bull tastes awesome).
\nenergy factor:<\/strong><\/em> 6\/10 (1 can-size bottle)
\nobservations:<\/strong><\/em> Had much higher hopes for this one, seeing how it seems to be roughly pure taurine with a bunch of feel-good vitamin round it. Of course, having a name eerily similar to a known hair-loss medication<\/a> did nothing to help its appeal, but then again, when you live in a country where half the vending-machines will sell you cans of drinks reading “Calf piss<\/a>“, you learn not to pay attention to such stuff.
\nOf course, by now, compounded effects are to be taken in account, but as far as I can tell, this is one of the more efficient ones: energy levels are up, motivation and focus seem increased. If I hadn’t started writing this useless post in the meantime, I might even be tempted to start writing equations now.<\/p>\n

\u30d6\u30e9\u30af\u30ea\u30b2\u30a4\u30f3 [Black Regain]<\/h3>\n

\"Picture<\/a> tagline:<\/strong><\/em> “\u4f1a\u8b70\u306b\u3001\u30c9\u30e9\u30a4\u30d6\u306b\u3001\u591c\u3075\u304b\u3057\u306b\uff1a\u30b7\u30e3\u30ad\u30c3\u3068\u559d\uff01<\/acronym>”
\ncontains:<\/strong><\/em>: Buncha token vitamins (B1, B2, B6) and caffeine: 150mg.
\ntastes:<\/strong><\/em> Positively foul. Apparently meant to emulate the taste of real coffee.
\nenergy factor:<\/strong><\/em> 8\/10 (1 can-size bottle, taken shortly after bottle of Regain 3000)
\nobservations:<\/strong><\/em> Black Regain seems to be to Regain what the Black Mamba is to Mambo: much more dangerous, deadlier, and way harder to dance with. Following the successful run with the “3000” version, and relying on heart-murdering dosage of good ol’ caffeine, I suspected we had winner material here. And indeed we do.
\nTen minutes after ingestion, uncontrollable twitching appears, along with compulsion to get up and walk around in circle while mumbling incoherently and grinding teeth. Meanwhile, persistent burning sensation in the lower belly seems to indicate that the active ingredients are currently dissolving the outer membrane of my stomach.
\nNo sleepiness whatsoever subsides. Goal achieved.<\/p>\n

Conclusion:<\/h3>\n

Regain<\/em> (both 3000 and Black) come as the clear winner for today’s batch of tests. Of course, further research will<\/em> be conducted, with the assistance of our local combini and Japan’s seemingly endless market for brain-screwing, productivity-enhancing substances. Among the next items on our list: a double blind comparative study with pure-grade methamphetamin. As soon as I’m done with the construction of my homemade meth-lab.<\/p>\n

It is now time to resume studying (I’ll be on it as soon as that problem with the flashing yellow dots dancing in my field of vision subsides a little) but feel free to send your suggestions (restricted to substances legally<\/strong> available in the greater Tokyo area) and we will make sure to include them in our next report.<\/p>\n

Update: <\/strong> Seems like a trendy topic… Just a few days after I posted this: look what’s on Lifehacker<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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