{"id":110,"date":"2004-06-06T01:55:53","date_gmt":"2004-06-05T16:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/06\/06\/cabin-fever-is-kicking-in\/"},"modified":"2005-07-14T00:20:56","modified_gmt":"2005-07-13T15:20:56","slug":"cabin-fever-is-kicking-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/06\/06\/cabin-fever-is-kicking-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Cabin Fever is Kicking In&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now I ask you:<br \/>\n<br \/>Could ten consecutive hours spent in the sole company of Messrs. Lebesgue and Cauchy&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=723406\">monstrous brain-children<\/a> somehow be nefarious to one&#8217;s sanity and legendary sense of humor?<\/p>\n<p\/>\n<p\/>Not in the least of course. Actually, the American Association of Stand-Up Comic Mathematicians (AASUCM) recommends at least a 15 hours daily intake of Calculus to stay in good health. <\/p>\n<p\/>By the way, you know the story of Whack, the Dog, and Flop-Flop, the Seagull?<\/p>\n<p\/>Wanna hear it?<\/p>\n<p\/>OK, so there&#8217;s this cute little dog who&#8217;s crossing the street, failing to notice the huge SUV roaring down the street in his direction and&#8230; <i>Whack<\/i>, the Dog&#8230;<\/p>\n<p\/>Oh, Flop-Flop the seagull too? <\/p>\n<p\/>So there&#8217;s this seagull peacefully flying somewhere off the Persian Gulf coast, failing to notice the huge UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter scurrying in its direction and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p\/>anyway.<\/p>\n<p>so yea, maybe it&#8217;s time to take a break from mathematics and sleep some&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joke of the Day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-too-much-caffeine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}