Please click here and kiss (depending on availability and by order of preference):

• Closest human being.
• Closest household pet.
• Computer screen.
• Mouth of that gallon-sized bottle of vodka sitting on your desk.

And if you feel lonely and dejected tonight, rest assured that Baby Jesus still loves you, even if he is currently too busy splurging on caviar and stuffed turkey to tell you in person.

Note: If technology doesn’t fail me, this should automatically post at exactly 11:59pm Western European Time… By which time I should long be passed out drunk under the family christmas tree.

I made a staggering discovery today.

Did you know that if you iron your shirts while still damp: on top of drying faster, it also presses them better?!?

Crazy stuff, I tell you.

A feminine presence is dearly lacking in this household at the moment (I kid, I kid… don’t kick my incompetent chauvinist male pig’s ass).

Today was that fateful milestone on the calendar where I had to take the heater out for the first time this year.

The onset of yet another cold, dreary and miserable Winter.

On the upside, this means the kotatsu is also back in business!

As for the rest, yea: what she says.