It’s Saturday night, just past 4am.
Right now, I could be:
- In my bed, sleeping.
- In my bed, not sleeping.
- Somewhere in the world’s largest city, getting drunk, dancing to loud music, watching girls in Japanese schoolgirl outfits wrestle in jell-o. Possibly all of the above.
- In the middle of the desert, doing drugs and discovering my inner totem animal.
Instead: I am in the middle of an empty office lab overlooking deserted downtown-Tokyo, staring at a monitor, running Support Vector Machine simulations.
Something, somewhere, went very, very, horribly wrong with my life.