It’s noon Saturday. There is absolutely no food in the house, save for a very fat [slow] cat and ten pounds of high-end Parisian chocolate confectioneries…
Compete? Cooperate? Eat the cat?
It’s noon Saturday. There is absolutely no food in the house, save for a very fat [slow] cat and ten pounds of high-end Parisian chocolate confectioneries…
Compete? Cooperate? Eat the cat?
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2006-05-13 at 1.06 pm
Ask the cat owner for ramson.
Eat the chocolate.
Catch the ramson.
Eat the cat.
2006-05-13 at 2.38 pm
stuff the cat with the chocolate and bake for 45 min at 200C
2006-05-13 at 2.48 pm
Sell cat on ebay, use money to order pizza, save choclate for dessert…
2006-05-13 at 3.23 pm
Peel the cat, sell the fur on ebay, cook the cat and buy beers with the cash.
And don’t forget the ramson.
2006-05-14 at 11.27 am
have the cat eat you …
2006-05-21 at 9.12 am
root the cat while your eating the chocolate.