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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton</title>
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	<description>Chemically-enhanced neural rewiring, on a semi-regular basis...</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jack Benny Satre</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-232634</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack Benny Satre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A very exciting blog! I look forward to many entries about other women who you also would not have intercourse with and how your choice of intercourse partnering bodes well for the health and longevity of your society at large! It is a huge subject and I am sure that you are up to it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A very exciting blog! I look forward to many entries about other women who you also would not have intercourse with and how your choice of intercourse partnering bodes well for the health and longevity of your society at large! It is a huge subject and I am sure that you are up to it!</p>
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		<title>By: skyzolabelle</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-108296</link>
		<dc:creator>skyzolabelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>..un peu de français, uniqument pr dire....bien sur quelle est sexy bon sang!!! elle es trop belle, trop respectable!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>..un peu de français, uniqument pr dire&#8230;.bien sur quelle est sexy bon sang!!! elle es trop belle, trop respectable!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Alex Smith</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8609</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/paris_hilton_three_nose_job.jpg
Maybe one nose, bot lots of different.. noses? Bwa ha ha..</description>
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Maybe one nose, bot lots of different.. noses? Bwa ha ha..</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8573</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She probably has a big mole on the right side of her face.</description>
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		<title>By: dr Dave</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8566</link>
		<dc:creator>dr Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2000 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, I must have done strange things during my latest drug binge, 'cause I'm pretty sure I never subscribed to BlogClicker... Then again, yea... I've been known to do weirder things.

As for the crowbar: seriously, I'm not sure I'd want to. Sounds slightly inhumane... You really don't know what she might do to that poor innocent crowbar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, I must have done strange things during my latest drug binge, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m pretty sure I never subscribed to BlogClicker&#8230; Then again, yea&#8230; I&#8217;ve been known to do weirder things.</p>
<p>As for the crowbar: seriously, I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;d want to. Sounds slightly inhumane&#8230; You really don&#8217;t know what she might do to that poor innocent crowbar.</p>
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		<title>By: Dee</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8563</link>
		<dc:creator>Dee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Found you through BlogClicker.  And yeah... Paris Hilton... I'd hit it -- with a crowbar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found you through BlogClicker.  And yeah&#8230; Paris Hilton&#8230; I&#8217;d hit it &#8212; with a crowbar.</p>
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		<title>By: Kikka</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8558</link>
		<dc:creator>Kikka</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello from Japan. 
Nice to meet you, My name is KIKKA. 
I searched word "INSIGNIFICANT" that is the title of my blog. 
Then, I was able to find your blog (It's same title!)
I'm so happy( ^ O ^ )/
I wrote in commemoration of finding your blog..../v(. . )
You must like Japan!
Did you translate a Japanese sentence of blog?
your japanese is perfect!!
suge-yo!
So see ya!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello from Japan.<br />
Nice to meet you, My name is KIKKA.<br />
I searched word &#8220;INSIGNIFICANT&#8221; that is the title of my blog.<br />
Then, I was able to find your blog (It&#8217;s same title!)<br />
I&#8217;m so happy( ^ O ^ )/<br />
I wrote in commemoration of finding your blog&#8230;./v(. . )<br />
You must like Japan!<br />
Did you translate a Japanese sentence of blog?<br />
your japanese is perfect!!<br />
suge-yo!<br />
So see ya!</p>
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		<title>By: Alex Smith</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8466</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She's also got the "on her back" pose..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s also got the &#8220;on her back&#8221; pose..</p>
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		<title>By: dr Dave</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8458</link>
		<dc:creator>dr Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Nov 2002 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;Xavier&lt;/em&gt;:
Great, can't wait to see the next fresh boatload of morons looking to see Paris Hilton's tits while she's making out with a pokemon or something...

Regarding her theatrical debut, I don't think even the cathartic pleasure of seeing her diced by some weird psycho-killer will ever make convince me to sit through what looks like a strong contestant for Summer stink bomb of the year. I mean: in that trailer, she successfully manages to convey her absolute inability to act with less than 5 seconds of aggregated screen time. I say that's quite impressive.

&lt;em&gt;Nacken&lt;/em&gt;
"leave the camera rolling" and leak it on the internet? Why, that sounds like a great plan... You think it might be the emergence of a trend?

&lt;em&gt;Grey&lt;/em&gt;:
Ozzy rather than Paris? Well, be my guest...
Though I think if I had to go with a lifeless, prematurely aged, drugged-up corpse, I'd probably take the one who's least likely to soil him/herself on my bed.

In all fairness, while she won't be remembered for her ability to transcend the definition of charm and sexiness throughout the ages, P.H. is most certainly in the above-average category. As far as twiggy, mammary-enhanced, bleached socialites go, that is.

That being said, I wouldn't want her near any part of my body without appropriate radiation shielding and venereal disease protection.

&lt;em&gt;Alexandre&lt;/em&gt;:
Comment moved &lt;a href="http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2003/12/23/basquiats-second-death/" rel="nofollow"&gt;to the appropriate post&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Xavier</em>:<br />
Great, can&#8217;t wait to see the next fresh boatload of morons looking to see Paris Hilton&#8217;s tits while she&#8217;s making out with a pokemon or something&#8230;</p>
<p>Regarding her theatrical debut, I don&#8217;t think even the cathartic pleasure of seeing her diced by some weird psycho-killer will ever make convince me to sit through what looks like a strong contestant for Summer stink bomb of the year. I mean: in that trailer, she successfully manages to convey her absolute inability to act with less than 5 seconds of aggregated screen time. I say that&#8217;s quite impressive.</p>
<p><em>Nacken</em><br />
&#8220;leave the camera rolling&#8221; and leak it on the internet? Why, that sounds like a great plan&#8230; You think it might be the emergence of a trend?</p>
<p><em>Grey</em>:<br />
Ozzy rather than Paris? Well, be my guest&#8230;<br />
Though I think if I had to go with a lifeless, prematurely aged, drugged-up corpse, I&#8217;d probably take the one who&#8217;s least likely to soil him/herself on my bed.</p>
<p>In all fairness, while she won&#8217;t be remembered for her ability to transcend the definition of charm and sexiness throughout the ages, P.H. is most certainly in the above-average category. As far as twiggy, mammary-enhanced, bleached socialites go, that is.</p>
<p>That being said, I wouldn&#8217;t want her near any part of my body without appropriate radiation shielding and venereal disease protection.</p>
<p><em>Alexandre</em>:<br />
Comment moved <a href="http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2003/12/23/basquiats-second-death/" rel="nofollow">to the appropriate post</a></p>
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		<title>By: Grey Lykke</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8451</link>
		<dc:creator>Grey Lykke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>On second thought...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On second thought&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Grey Lykke</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8450</link>
		<dc:creator>Grey Lykke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To be honest, Paris Hilton just looks average to me, and has no sex-appeal whatsoever. I'd rather fuck Ozzie Ozbourne.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To be honest, Paris Hilton just looks average to me, and has no sex-appeal whatsoever. I&#8217;d rather fuck Ozzie Ozbourne.</p>
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		<title>By: nacken</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8449</link>
		<dc:creator>nacken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i was amazed on my last trip to narita to see to japanese girls being all excited over some pink PH scrap book, full of pictures and only english text ... i mean .. is she kind of a role model now ? hey girls, leave the video cam rolling and leak the footage on the internet to become famous ... great message </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i was amazed on my last trip to narita to see to japanese girls being all excited over some pink PH scrap book, full of pictures and only english text &#8230; i mean .. is she kind of a role model now ? hey girls, leave the video cam rolling and leak the footage on the internet to become famous &#8230; great message</p>
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		<title>By: Xavier</title>
		<link>http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2005/03/30/paris-hilton/#comment-8447</link>
		<dc:creator>Xavier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great post title! It's sure to appeal to the Googlebot :)
Also, as you seem to be such a fan of hers, I thought you might enjoy this trailer:  http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/house_of_wax/
I'm sure it'll make for an interesting movie. Hey, for me seeing Titanic was all about waiting for Leo's death, so this new one (well, err, still a remake) might be a clear winner! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great post title! It&#8217;s sure to appeal to the Googlebot <img src='http://unknowngenius.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Also, as you seem to be such a fan of hers, I thought you might enjoy this trailer:  <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/house_of_wax/" rel="nofollow">http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/house_of_wax/</a><br />
I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll make for an interesting movie. Hey, for me seeing Titanic was all about waiting for Leo&#8217;s death, so this new one (well, err, still a remake) might be a clear winner! <img src='http://unknowngenius.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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