1. Unnecessary longwinded and irrelevant Foreword
What does one do, on a depressingly bleary rainy Easter Monday?
- Stay in and abuse pharmaceutical substances while watching the entire second season of Scrubs, freshly downloaded off the net.
- Stay in and abuse pharmaceutical substances while working on a thoroughly useless piece of software instead of, say, earn a living.
- Go to church and bath in Holy Water.
Answer: 1) and 2) (all about multitasking).
Oh wait, sorry… that’s just me.
I believe the correct answer for regular God-fearing sinners is 3).
I know… One usually partakes in such activities on the preceding Sunday. But yesterday was way too busy attending a sun-tanning contest in the garden with my neighbours.
Seeing how I nearly lost an arm to self-combustion last time Holy Water hit my bare skin, we will have to make do with the next closest topic at hand today, and discuss religions in general.
Note: Because this blog wouldn’t be what it is without its overly affected pseudo-wordly brand of cynicism, you can expect a certain amount of negative thoughts and disparaging comments on the matter at heart. We would therefore cordially invite the strongly religious and easily offended among you, to go browse somewhere else for the duration of this entry. Hare Krishnas and Jehova’s Witnesses: you can stay; you are probably accustomed to people overtly mocking your faith by now.